A Dog is not a Man. It is the greatest of sins upon the canine race to treat a dog as a man.

I'm not a pet.

I'm not a person.

I don't have thumbs, I can't work a door, and I can’t fly a ship nor rock a baby.

I can't speak. Not for myself, and not for others.

I can't offer my condolences to a child sobbing for his uncle.

I don't admit to understanding ( Read more... )

I made myself sad writing this…

Thing. Thing that is me- wake up, Thing. Time for re-fuel.

Conner opens his eyes.

Low light in not-tube-place; open door, Thing.

Conner sleeps in his closet more often than not; he will not say it out loud, but he misses his pod, at CADMUS. He reaches forward and slides open the door of his closet- the slats do not let ( Read more... )

So, yeah. I read the prompt, had this character in my head, and was all like, O.O this would be PERFECT FOR HER!!!

This is for the Frying Pan of Doom challenge on the YJ Challenge Forum, on FF.net . Also, warning for an OC. I know I shouldn’t but… it’s like Pringles, ya know?

If you can’t do as you wish, do as you can. - Yiddish Proverb

“It was a ( Read more... )

The Silver Age will fuck you up, m’kay?

The warning signs of world-ending dooooooom are everywhere. The team finally just gives up and fucking calls Batman when… well, it’s when…

It’s when Kaldur’s uniform suddenly becomes a great deal more… blue. And, smacking probability in the face with a haddock, even more form fitting. Then it changes back to ( Read more... )

What is this, I don't even... argh, here, have this fill It's in the style of written correspondence, because I read a book in that style recently. I liked it so much, I decided to try it for myself. :) Original post here --> http://yj-anon-meme.livejournal.com/5067.html?view=15128267#t15128267 <--

5. It made school really really hard.

Teacher: Ta' ( Read more... )